Photo/gstatic.comA bachelor house is sacred, it is hollow ground to be enjoyed in peaceful solitude by a man until the day his peace is eternally shattered by the arrival of a wife. This is why a man should cherish his bachelor pad for as long as he can.

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Only a few lucky souls get invited to the bachelor house. These are the rare relatives who come calling but often it is a pretty lass coming to ease certain biological pressures off the Bachelor.

You know what biological pressure a bachelor gets. It is the only pressure that makes a bachelor sacrifice his peace for the non-stop chattering that comes with good boobs.

Can’t women just come, serve, eat and go away? Must they insist on talking to you? You have to engage in meaningless and endless talk with her, otherwise, you might not get to see Canaan. Then after you have been to the Promised Land they want more talk. Well, God saw Adam was lonely and He made Eve talk to Adam. That’s why women generally talk a lot.

Friends, no matter how noisy you are, no matter how manner less your mother raised you to be, no matter how much you are itching to see someone’s living quarters, do not invite yourself into someone’s space without their permission. No matter how close you think you are, when welcomed to someone’s house or office please sit where you have been asked to. Don’t even attempt to go to the balcony without asking, worn out panties might be hanging there.

If the worst comes to the worst if you can’t hold in your curiosity, be courteous enough to ask. But never ask to see the bedroom.

In the event that you have been invited to see around someone’s home, do not pass judgment. Remember they are happy with the way it is. Some people prefer to live with little furniture because they enjoy the space or because do not like to be surrounded by meaningless material things or because they cannot afford furniture. Understand and respect their choice, do not comment unless it’s a genuine compliment. It’s their space, not yours.

Remember, reserve your opinion, don’t tell your host how they can improve their dwelling. Better yet, stay in your home.